Saturday, 24 May 2014

Iceprince Uses Rude words on the President.

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Iceprince Uses Curse words on the President.

See 2FACE 's N1Million Gold Encrusted Sneakers .

See 2FACE 's N1Million Gold Encrusted Sneaker
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2Face was seen wearing a customized gold encrusted Versace sneakers worth N1 million, during the video shoot of music giants, Tunde and Wunmi Obe on Tuesday May 20. - See more at:

See 2FACE 's N1Million Gold Encrusted Sneaker

2face was Seen Wearing this Sneakers at Tunde and wunmi Obe's Video Shoot.

See Raunchy Photos From Tiwa's Star Trek Performance...

See Raunchy Photos From Tiwa's  Star Trek Performance...
Hmmmnn I did not Say anything......

See Raunchy Photos From Tiwa's  Star Trek Performance...
what is Tiwa Doing Here ??? Is she F******* Herself

Khloe Kardashian Vs Jenner kris Who Rocked The $7000 Valentino Better .

Khloe Kardashian Vs Jenner kris Who Rocked The $7000 Valentino Better
Kardashian Face off  : Kris or Khloe? I would go for Kris anyday anytime ....
Khloe Kardashian Vs Jenner kris Who Rocked The $7000 Valentino Better
Khloe Kardashian Vs Jenner kris Who Rocked The $7000 Valentino Better

It’s a Kardashian/Jenner fashion face off!
For Kim and Kanye’s Valentino hosted pre wedding brunch yesterday in Paris, 29 year old Khloé Kardashian  stepped out in  a Valentino Embroidered Guipere Lace dress from the label’s Spring/Summer 2014. But guess what? She borrowed the dress for her mom who had worn it only last month at a family event. The dress retails for $6,690.
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Fresh Boy Shares Photos of Himself with Igosave and Harrysong.

Fresh IGOSAVE Chopping Money.

My Wife Beats Me Every Day - - Man Creis Out.

My Wife Beats Me Every Day - - Man Creis Out.
A 75-year-old man, Mr Fashola Fakorede, has urged a customary court in Igando, Lagos State, to end his marriage to his wife, 49-year-old Funke Fakorede who, he said, has turned him into a punching bag.

Fashola said his  wife  constantly beats him  and  inflicts  injuries all  over his body.

“My wife wants to kill me. She beats me everyday. I don’t want to die now,  please save my life. She beats me if I ask for food or anything at all. All the scars on my body are as a result of her beatings,’’ he said.

Fashola  said his wife no longer took care of him, adding that she  left  home  and returned  without  his permission.
“ She can go out for days and if I asked where she  had been, she would hit me with any weapon she can lay her hands on at that moment.

“My daughter is also taking after her. She brings home different men and my wife will not caution her. I therefore   sent her out  of my house,’’ he said.

The ruling PDP has no answers to the hopelessness engulfing the country. - - Bola Tinubu.

the ruling PDP has no answers to the hopelessness engulfing the country. - - Bola Tinubu

ACCORDING TO Nigerian Tribune The leader of the All Progressives Congress(APC), Chief Bola Tinubu, has said his party is the cure to the country’s  multi-faceted problems, even as he berated the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) for failing to move the country from its current state of despair.

He stated this while inaugurating a township road in Gusau, capital of Zamfara State, to commemorate the third year anniversary of Governor Abdul’aziz Yari’s administration.

The APC leader remarked that more than ever before, the country’s nerve has been broken, stressing that “we are floating on the ocean of hopelessness.’

Tinubu said that eminent Nigerians, who are concerned with the prevailing circumtances, decided to form a formidable opposition to challenge  the present state of despair in the country.

‘Iniatially, they thought our coming together was a fluke, but now, they are seeing the reality and they have started shivering,” he declared.    
According to him, “our party (APC) is the cure to the multifaceted problems facing the country, while on the other hand, the ruling PDP has no answers to the hopelessness engulfing the country.”

Massob Says there is a Plot to Bomb Onitsha Market.

According To Vanguard News

THE Movement for Actualization of Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB, yesterday raised an alarm over what it called a plot by members of the Boko Haram sect to bomb the popular Onitsha main market and some other markets in the South-East geo-political zone.

It therefore warned that MASSOB would resist any attempt to perpetrate such terrorism in any part of Igbo land which is also regarded as Biafra land, by all means and with the last drop of their blood.

Speaking to newsmen yesterday in a telephone chat, MASSOB’s National Director of Information, Comrade Uchenna Madu, said the Boko Haram’s plot was discovered by the

Boko Haram : What Is Sambisa Forest and where is it ?

What Is Sambisa Forest and where is it ?
At every mention of the Sambisa Forest being the hideout of Nigeria's Boko Haram, one can be forgiven for asking what then stops the military from simply smoking the insurgents out of their lair and end their five-year reign of terror.

But it's not that easy.

Covering an area approximately 60,000 square kilometers in Nigeria's northeastern region, Sambisa is three times the size of Israel.

Designated a game reserve by British colonialists, it extends from the northeastern states of Borno, Yobe, Bauchi and Gombe to northwestern Kano and down to Jigawa State.

Meshala Isaac, a teacher at the University of Maiduguri in Borno State, said wild animals – such as lions, leopards, elephants and hyenas – were once common in the vast forest.

In Borno State, from which the Sambisa Forest extends to adjoining states, it is bordered in the east by Gwoza local government, which is home to the notorious Gwoza Hills.

The hills, which rise some 1300 meters above sea level, are themselves a known Boko Haram stronghold.

The area has a range of mountains, nicknamed the "Great Mandara Mountains," which serve as a border between Nigeria and Cameroon.

"Sambisa Forest is named after a village called Sambisa in the Gwoza axis of the area," according to a Culture Ministry publication.

Suspected to be Boko Haram: Police Intercepts Arms In Nsukka, Arrest Retired DSP, Corporal

According to Daily Post ;

Three persons, including a retired Deputy Superintendent of Police, DSP, and a corporal, Abu Haruna, Solomon, respectively have been arrested for illegal trafficking of arms and ammunition.

The third suspect, Onuwa Attaka, is the driver of the arms laden vehicle.
DailyPost gathered that their confession showed alleged involvement in supplying of arms to insurgents in the Northern Nigeria.

The three suspects, who were heading to the North from Imo State, were intercepted in Nsukka by officers and men of the Nigerian Army while traveling in a bus.

Items recovered from them include- 40 AK47 magazines, 4 boxes of AK47 live ammunition, 100 pieces of live cartridges, one piece of Denin Mopol khaki and charms concealed in a cap.

One of the army officers who spoke to DailyPost under anonymity disclosed that a police corporal serving in Imo State Police Command was also involved in the arms running.

Photos; See The Abandoned Volkswagen That caused a Bomb Scare Iin Abuja.

The Fear of Boko Haram is the Beginning of Vigilance See more Photos

Nigerian Army Kill Two Suspected Boko Haram Members.

Nigerian Army Kill Two Suspected Boko Haram Members.

From Sahara Reporters

Two suspected Boko Haram sect members were killed in a gun battle between the sect, and Nigerian soldiers, in Katsina Friday morning, SaharaReporters has learned. A top government official in Katsina told our SaharaReporters correspondent at the scene.

According to the source, troops clashed with the terrorists in the Polo field area of Katsina town, after first trailing them to their hideout, and after extensive intelligence gathering.

The Commander of the Nigerian army troops in Katsina, Lt-Col. Alhassan Grema, when contacted by SaharaReporters confirmed the incident. The shoot out was described as “intense.”

He added, that the troops acted on a tip from a local resident that the two men had  sneaked into the town under the cover of darkness from Kano.

Major General Chris Olukolade Discovers Rocket Launcher in Kano.

According to PM News The Defence Headquarters (DHQ), on Friday in Abuja, said rocket launcher production facility was uncovered at Dorayi District in Kumbotso Local Government Area of Kano.

This information was contained in a statement issued and signed by Major-General Chris Olukolade, Director of Defence Information.

The statement said that cordon and search exercise led to the discovery of the facility.

 t explained that the discovery followed the arrest of a prominent member of the terrorist group.
“Locally made anti-aircraft gun and mortar accessories and rocket propelled grenade tubes and launcher along with accessories were recovered.

“Also seized were three AK47 rifles and hundreds of rounds of assorted ammunitions as well as drilling machines and other fabricating equipment.

The statement reminded the public to report suspicious persons to security agencies in their localities to prevent unwholesome act by terrorists.

More People Killed Today In Fresh Borno Attacks .

This Hhas Got to Stop according to PUNCH No fewer than 30 people were killed on Thursday in separate attacks by Boko Haram insurgents on three villages in Marte Local Government Area of Borno State.

The latest attack brings the number of persons killed by the terrorists in the last five days across the troubled state to 98.

Most of the dead were killed during attacks on isolated villages.

Kirenowa town was the first to be attacked by the extremists. About 20 persons were killed during the attack that lasted nearly five hours.

Residents said scores of armed insurgents stormed the area around noon, shooting everyone at sight and setting houses, shops and vehicles ablaze.

“The militants, armed with sophisticated weapons, raided the area and proceeded to the major market and began sporadic shootings into the crowd, killing 20 people on the spot and burning most of the houses and shops in the town,” Mallam Goni Bukar, a resident said.

The Bible is an Open Cheque Book - - David Oyedepo

The Bible is an Open Cheque Book - - David Oyedepo

According to Punch Founder, Living Faith Church aka Winners Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo, in this interview with Olabisi Deji-Folutile, GBENRO ADEOYE and TUNDE AJAJA, talks about the church and sundry issues

You preach as if you have committed the entire Bible to your memory. How many times have you read the Bible?

The Bible is an unfinishable book, you keep reading. A student once met me after a meeting and said that I quoted 68 scriptures verbatim. He asked if I memorised the scriptures, I said no, I eat them. No matter how unintelligent you are, you can’t forget the food you ate last night, except you are mentally derailed. If you are given three seconds, you could tell what you ate about five days ago, if you truly ate it. So, the Bible is just not for reading, it’s actually for eating. I’m not among the people that have read the Bible three or five times, I don’t know how many times I have read the Bible and I’m not planning to know how many times. I just know it’s my delight to feed on it daily, and I can’t claim to have finished reading it.

The Living Faith church is 33 years old, how has it been pastoring this one church for the past years?
The ministry is 33 years, the church is now in its 31st year. It started as an itinerant ministry before we were called into the church ministry. It has always been interesting. These things work when you have the right perspective on them. Every pastor is ordained to serve the congregation, not to be served by the congregation. When that understanding dawns on any pastor, and he embraces it, then, pasturing becomes a sweet adventure. I’ve never looked towards what I can get from any member since inception. But I’ve always longed for what I can give to the people. I must say I’m jealous over them, I don’t want anyone to take advantage of them or play games on them. I want them to just be the children of God that they are, serving God without duress or pressure.

Okonjo Iweeala Says no Budget Can Meet The Military Demand.

She Made The Statement Recently  See it
No budget will be enough to meet military demands, but for now, I think the sector takes almost a trillion of the budget’
In Reaction to This  The Military Said ;
‘It is not just about non-release of appropriated funds. Even money approved by the President was not released’
–Military source
 Nigeria’s defence budget (N256.02bn) was eighth in Africa in 2012 Why Are they not  Receiving The Funds?

Thursday, 22 May 2014

You Never See Peter Okoye Wrangler.....

BoyZ Mu Anya....

Candy Money ; 52 Year Old Caught With Cocaine.

According to LLB A 52-year old man, Onyejiaju Augustine from Imo State has been arrested by NDLEA officials at the
Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, while trying to smuggle 2.605kg of cocaine carefully and neatly packed as candies.
Onyejiaju who had been on the list of wanted smugglers, was eventually caught during the screening of passengers enroute Etihad.
He described his arrest as unfortunate and said he was unlucky his trick was unravelled.

Justin Bieber accused of stealing a Cell Phone.

In this week's episode of Justin Bieber's brush with the law, the pop singer has been accused of attempted robbery, police said.

It sounds worse than it may be: The alleged incident is apparently over a cell phone.

Los Angeles Police Department robbery detectives were investigating a report of an alleged robbery Monday night "between an individual and Mr. Bieber near the batting cages" on Los Angeles' west side, a police statement said Wednesday.

"The case remains under investigation with detectives conducting numerous interviews," police said.
A source close who's close to Bieber and is familiar with the situation played down the incident.

Justin was just enjoying hanging out with friends at the batting cage and playing mini-golf," the source told CNN. "This just wasn't a big deal."
"The woman didn't stand out," the source said. "There were plenty of people taking pictures, some more aggressive than others ... which is total normal. ... This is another example of someone making an issue where there isn't one."

Nigerian Celebrity Anabella Says She is still a Virgin But Can take on a Lesbian role.

Nigerian Celebrity Anabella Says She is still a Virgin But Can take on a Lesbian role.
See Excerpts from Her Interview;
What is the most difficult role you have played in a movie?
I don’t think there is any difficult role I have played.
There must be a role or better still a script that was so difficult for you to interpret?
I like my role in Samantha, it is not just because it’s a lead role for I have done three lead roles in movies that would soon hit the market. But it is about uniqueness.
Are you married?

Have you been sexually abused?
Have you been sexually harrassed by any producer?
Of course, sometimes it happens (laughs). A role that is supposed to be yours is taken from you because of one or two requests that you can’t meet. So, sexual harrassment is not only in the movie industry. It is everywhere.
Can you act nude?
It depends on what I am going nude for and what part of my body I am going to expose. But I want to say that acting is not necessarily about going nude to prove a point. There are several ways that one can actually prove a point. Any role given to me as long as it is about going naked, I won`t do it.

See Thee Girl Whose Father and Mother Was Killed By Boko haram Tell her Story.

15 year old Deborah Peter, a Chibok indigene who now resides in Virginia, USA, was at the Capitol Hill, D.C yesterday May 21st, where she narrated her experience in the hands of Boko Haram. Deborah was at the US congress in her capacity as a Boko haram survivor, to lend her voice to the #bringbackourgirls campaign, as members of the congress debated on how to effectively win the war against the radical Islamic sect that abducted over 200 girls in Chibok on April 14th.

Deborah told the story of how her father, a Christian pastor who had been asked to deny his faith and her brother were both killed in a singular attack on the evening of Dec 22 2011 by three members of Boko haram. She said the men shot her dad 3 times on the chest and as they deliberated on whether to kill her brother, her dad breathed his last when he heard gun shots fired at his son, Caleb.

Deborah said she was then asked her to lie in between their corpses. . She laid there until the next morning when she was rescued by a local Pastor who paid for her to be transported out of the region. Sadly, the pastor who assisted her was also killed in 2013 by the sect men.

During her presentation, Deborah held up a paper sign reading “#BringBackMySisters” for video cameras and photographers.
“I decided to tell the world my story when the Chibok girls were taken because everyone needs to know how horrible Boko Haram is. They kill innocent people who never hurt them. I want the world to understand what happened to me. I hope the kidnapped Chibok girls will take courage from my story, and know more of what God says, and know what it means to stand strong in the face of bad people.” she said
Deborah was asked to describe how she felt about Boko Haram after all she had been through and she replied "It’s a hard question. I think they’re bad. I can’t judge them. The Bible said do not judge

Source ; LIB.

Container Falls on Bus in Oshodi.

According to Pm News  A truck with registration number XU 68 KR carrying  two containers, Thursday  fell on a moving bus in Lagos State, Western Nigeria.

The incident happened at about 7a.m. at Toyota bus stop on Oshodi-Apapa expressway.

The accident completely paralysed traffic on Airport road from Toyota bus stop as well as Ajao Estate at the time of filing this report.

Although there was no reported case of death,  the drivers of the truck and the bus were badlly injured.
They were  taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck and the bus were also badly damaged.

Eye witnesses said the truck was coming from Mile 2 area toward Aiport road when the incident happened.
On getting to Toyota bus stop, the driver wanted to link Airport road but the truck’s brake failed and the driver could not control the truck.

He rammed the truck into a pillar and it summersaulted and fell, spilling the two heavy containers it was carrying on the bus. The accident caused heavy traffic because the truck fell across the road.

Motorists  could not move because there was no access road through which to divert their vehicles.
This continued for several hours until LASTMA officials and policemen created a lee way for motorists to pass to Oshodi.

Na wa o .

We do Not have Enough Funds to Defeat Boko Haram - - Nigerian Army.

We do Not have Enough Funds to Defeat Boko Haram - - Nigerian Army.

According to Punch In a clear term, the Nigerian Army on Wednesday declared that its soldiers could not march force with force with the dreaded Boko Haram insurgents.

The Chief of Accounts and Budget (army), Maj.-Gen. Abdullahi Muraina, said this at Jaji, near Kaduna at a training programme for the Nigerian Army Finance Corps Warrant Officers and Senior Non-Commissioned officers.

Muraina said without adequate funding, the army would not be able to halt the current activities of Boko Haram.

He said, “Currently, budgetary allocation for the military is inadequate to meet the contemporary security challenges and also cater for the welfare of the Nigerian Army.”

Muraina noted that apart from inadequate funding,the army was enmeshed in bureaucratic bottlenecks for funding approvals for military operations across the country, urging the Federal Government to evolve other means of funding and supporting military operations aside the usual budgetary allocations.

He also said there was the need for a special operation fund to be included in the defence budget and placed under the control of the Chief of Army Staff.

Americanah Wonder ; Lagosians Try to Burn Old Witch who Crash Landed.

Americanah Wonder ; Lagos Try to Burn Old Witch who Crash Landed.
According to Punch An elderly woman escaped lynching on Wednesday after being accused of being a bird and witch in the Ajegunle area of Lagos State.

According to residents of Ojo Road, where the purported transformation took place, the woman was a black bird before suddenly turning into a human being.

Hundreds of residents were said to have gathered around the woman to lynch her.

An eyewitness, Chike, said he was sitting in front of a compound with his girlfriend when they saw three black birds flying.

He said it seemed as if the birds were involved in a fight and as he was watching, suddenly, one of the birds fell into a moving van belonging to the Eko Electricity Distribution Company while the other two flew away.
He said, “The bird suddenly turned to an old woman of about 80. People were shocked as they saw the woman rolling on the road and blood gushing out from her forehead.

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

See Beautiful Photo of Tiwa at The MTV Base studio .

This girlie Fine o

See the Women Arrested for Been Happy .

See the Women Arrested for Been Happy .
According To CNN Apparently, dancing to a song about happiness in Iran can get you arrested.
Six Iranians are behind bars after they appeared in a fan video set to Pharrell Williams' "Happy," the American hit song that has sold millions of downloads worldwide.

Tehran Police Chief Hossein Sajedinia ordered the arrests of the three men and three women because they helped make an "obscene video clip that offended the public morals and was released in cyberspace," the Iranian Students' News Agency reported Wednesday.

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani may think differently -- if a post on his Twitter account is any indication.

"#Happiness is our people's right. We shouldn't be too hard on behaviors caused by joy," the post read in what appears to be a restatement of a Rouhani comment from 2013, based on a date accompanying the tweet.

Pharrell denounced the arrests.

"It is beyond sad that these kids were arrested for trying to spread happiness," the Grammy Award winner said on his Facebook page.

Dope or Not ; Dr sid and Phyno Nelson

Phyno and Dr sid Were Captured Performing Surulere Together ; Phyno Always On Point .

A Piece On Boko haram ; God's Anointed Criminals By Ogaga Ifowodo

As the world watched Abubakar Shekau’s video declaration of Allah’s instruction to him to sell the nearly 300 (276 has emerged as the official figure, but no one really knows) girls he kidnapped at midnight from their boarding school beds in Chibok, Borno State, something happened at last that had been long awaited: action, rather than platitudinous words of outrage. As is often the case nowadays, this turn was galvanized by social media, chiefly Twitter and Facebook, with the hashtag “Bring Back Our Girls” as the battle-cry.
Perhaps this awakening had something to do with the shocking levity, the manic joviality, with which Shekau turned the clock backwards several centuries to evoke memories of the trans-Saharan slave trade which predated and later co-existed with the trans-Atlantic version. “I abducted your girls,” he announced gleefully, shaking the right pocket of his military fatigue jacket in anticipation of his profit from slave-trading in 2014. Then laughing, growling, and taunting, he informed us that he would be selling Allah’s children under the direct instruction of Allah: “I will sell them in the market, by Allah.  . . . There is a market for selling humans. Allah says I should sell. He commands me to sell.”

Did Allah speak to Shekau or not? Is Shekau God’s anointed prophet sent to establish his holy kingdom in Nigeria or not? I have no doubt that if Shekau has indeed received instructions from any entity other than his demented self, it is the devil. But, then, Shekau is not the only one who claims to have direct conversations with the almighty. His counterpart in Uganda, Joseph Kony of the Lord’s Resistance Army, also claims God’s authority for countless acts of murder, mutilation, sexual slavery and use of child soldiers in his decades-long campaign against Yoweri Museveni. Shekau may have borrowed a leaf from his brother Kony’s book of horrors: in 1995, Kony killed or abducted hundreds of villagers. A year later, he set the example of kidnapping girls when he took 139 in the town of Aboke. Both holy warriors have in turn borrowed from the fat tome of religion-induced horrors compiled by the two dominant religions — from Papal bulls sanctifying slavery to the medieval terrors of dipping heretics in boiling cauldrons or burning them at the stake, witch-hunts, the Crusades, forced conversion jihads replicated today in the terrorism of the Taliban in Afghanistan and Al Qaeda affiliates worldwide, etc.

Lasu Lecturers Commence Strike.

Lecturers of the Lagos State University, Ojo on Tuesday commenced an industrial action, which they said was “total, comprehensive and indefinite.”

Addressing journalists in Lagos, the Academic Staff Union of Universities LASU Chairman, Dr. Adekunle Idris, said the failure of the university authorities to meet their demands prompted the strike.

According to him, members of the union took the unanimous decision at their congress in Ojo.
Idris said, “The congress, after exhaustive deliberation, concluded that core issues that are germane to survival of the university and career of our members have been neglected by the authorities.”

The union’s National Executive Council, he added, authorised the chapter to embark on the strike at a meeting held at the University of Ibadan from May 14 to May 15.

He added, “We declare that as from Tuesday, May 20, we, the academic staff of LASU, are withdrawing our services to embark on a total, comprehensive and indefinite strike.

“It is a sad decision we are compelled to take and have taken it with every sense of responsibility.”

He said the three core demands of the union yet to be met by the university authorities include the reversal of the high tuition and the repeal of the “No Vacancy, No Promotion’’ policy in the university.

President Jonathan Says he is Not Shaken By The Jos Bombings.

President Jonathan Says he is Not Shaken By The Jos Bombings.
The press statement was released minutes ago by President’s Jonathan’s Special Adviser on Media and Publicity Reuben Abati. Biko I am tired of reading press releases. Enough of the talking. Make una action do the talking. Chikena!

“President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan strongly condemns the bomb blasts in Jos, Plateau state, today, describing the perpetrators of this tragic assault on human freedom as cruel and evil.  He has also directed all relevant agencies to mobilize support and relief efforts in aid of the victims. The President extends his heartfelt sympathies to the affected families and persons.

President Jonathan assures all Nigerians that government remains fully committed to winning the war against terror, and this administration will not be cowed by the atrocities of enemies of human progress and civilization.

Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Unitedx States Says Boko Haram not al-Qaeda affiliate

 From Punch;
The United States Government has said that the Islamic sect, Boko Haram, is not a branch of the global terrorist organisation, al-Qaeda.

President Goodluck Jonathan had during the France security summit on the menace of the insurgent group on Saturday, described the Boko Haram sect, as the “al Qaeda of West Africa.”

But the US said though terrorists groups around the world were known to have links, it cautioned that the sect should be treated as its “own terrorist group.”

A statement by the US Consul General in Lagos on Monday quoted the US Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs, Wendy Sherman, as saying this on the sidelines of the summit hosted by French President Francois Hollande in Paris on Saturday.

Sherman, who spoke to journalists alongside US Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, and the US State Department Counterterrorism Coordinator, Tina Kaidelow, said UN sanctions on Boko Haram could be as quick as this week.

MTN Renews Contracts with Dprince .

Mavin Artist Dprince shared this on his Instagram Page Saying
 #DoroPrince for second Term. #MTN Ambassador #DoroBlessing #DoroMoney         #DoroGodLovesHisChildren #DoroThankful 🙏🙏🙏

 Congratulations bro

Basketmouth Before , Before and Now.

Lies Wives Tell their Husbands .

Knowing what to say and when to say it is part of being a woman. Sometimes, total honesty puts a woman in a bad light or endangers her matrimonial integrity. That’s why wives have to pad the truth or tell their hubbies what they want to hear once in a while. It doesn’t make them liars really, just wise wives.

Check out these ones and what your wife truly means when she uses them.

Your mother is my mother

Ah, in your dreams. In her dreams, she probably has killed your mother many times. You don’t even want to know how the number of times she has bought rat poison to serve along with mama’s dessert. Why do you think the air conditioner in mama’s room is the coldest in the house? It’s just her upbringing and what the pastor would say that is keeping her from becoming a murderer. For as long as mama continues to check her pot of soup and act the self-appointed BoT Chairman of your marriage, I cannot guarantee her safety.

I love you just the way you are

Lose that beer gut and stop snoring and we can review that statement. Compare your flat tummy and taut muscles when you got married to that 25kg belly you are lugging around. Yeah, you have made money and so call all the shots in your home, your extra luggage is only being tolerated. And it is your snoring that she is talking about when you hear her pray against ‘noisome pestilence’ during morning devotion. Then, when she caresses your ever growing midriff, don’t smile, she is just checking to see if there has been a reduction since the last time she checked. As we speak, she is doing research on WebMD for tips on ‘how to deliver your pregnant husband’ and ‘ herbal remedies for snoring.’

It’s okay if you don’t want any more children

Whaaat? She most likely had her IUCD removed yesterday and considering you do not use umbrella or raincoat, it will soon be raining twins in your home . Unless and until you have nicely and totally convinced your wife that Junior and Mimi are all the kids you need, do not take anything for granted. Only an un­wise man believes he can order a woman to stop making babies. Very laughable. Imagine this: darling, I do not want any more children and I hereby forbid you to get pregnant. If you dare me, you will be sorry. Ah, I’m laughing again. Totally unsmart. See, when you vigorously and religiously drop your seeds in her incubator and she receives them with a smile, there is bound to be consequences and repercussion . Simple logic. And when she gets pregnant, the only person who will be sorry is you, trust me, because you cannot use a pestle to remove the seed you sowed with such dutiful effectiveness. In other words, you cannot hang your boots without your wife’s consent.

Look at this Pictures are the Chibok Girls Really Missing.

US troops found Saddam Hussein hiding at the bottom of a hole in Irak but the same US cannot find where are 300 girls even with the help of drones, planes, satellites and special Anti-terrorists "experts" present in Nigeria?. There is something fishy somewhere in this story of missing girls