Thursday, 31 January 2013

Student of unilag stabbed

A studunt of unilag yesterday was stabbed in the new hall area of the school but for the prompt intervention of the members of the security unit of the school he school he would have bleed to death,the names and department of the student sare coming your way.

Joke of the day :Epic Gbaguan

  
Twitter is one social network i dont really understand ,and sometimes i wonder what da fuzz is twitter really  about ,but the interesting thing is that there are wonderful' Nigerian twitters'  that get me interested in twitter.

i was reading a magazine of the most epic and viral Gbaguan Nigerian has ever seen .Here are some of them and some of the magazine author's reply:enjoy
@quadri04:Don't let anybody betrayed u and ur trust.
is reply::U've betrayed your english teacher
@tundeajibulu:I was beg  to flown first,but i said no
his reply:thank God you didn'.t hehe!
@fantasyberry:Y do women losses shape wen dey give bath
his reply:cos of this gbaguan
@OGOPLUWA::what a strikers!Ziatan ibrahimmovich!
his reply:what a wetin?
@muzza_murry:Chelsea fans stop crying cuz u losted.man u beat u fair and square.
his reply:Jesu!!!
@9ja_ninja :TWEET YOUR PLACE OF BATH_??
his reply:is it the bathroom
and the mother of them all
@karen_igho: @Rukkysanda wants to future me in one of her up coming movies wowza!!''
his reply:O_O Oh boy
Hope you had a nice laugh cuz i am laughing my ass out.
source:sugar brands

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

50 cent reacts to Rick Ross Escape.

Rick smashes his Rolls while trying to escape Gunfire


 The police  have now confirmed Ross was driving the Rolls-Royce at the time of the crash.

The passenger was Shateria L. Moragne-el -- who happens to be Rick's Lover

Cops say neither party suffered any injuries. The suspects fled from the scene before cops arrived on scene.


Rick Ross smashed his Rolls-Royce into a building in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida early this morning ... while trying to escape from a gunman who opened fire on the car ... this according to police.  

Ross was not shot during the incident -- nor was a female who was also inside the car.

According to local reports, "dozens" of shots were fired at the vehicle around 5AM -- none of which hit the Rolls. Several buildings in the area WERE struck by gunfire.

Cops say another vehicle had pulled up next to the Rolls ... when someone inside opened fire on Ross' car.

Ross' Rolls reportedly crashed into a building while trying to speed away from the gunfire.
So far, cops have not made any arrests in connection with the shooting -- and have not identified any suspects. . 

Ross was celebrating his birthday at LIV nightclub in Miami before the shooting.
source;tmz


Joke of the day:Local call

My fellow brethren of the Nigeria Congregation please do not take this personal:


Three former leaders-from UK, USA and Nigeria went to hell. The first  leader asked the devil to allow him make a call to London to inquire about the country's welfare. He spent five minutes, Satan billed him $5M, the ex-USA leader also made a call and spent 8 minutes, the bill $8M. Then the ex-Nigerian leader called and spent 2hours. How much be my bill ? He asked Satan. $1 he replied. surprised, the former leader said but i stayed longer than them. Satan smiled saying; calling hell from hell is not expensive, it is a Local call.  LMAO


source:onlinenaija

Monday, 28 January 2013

Students of Moremi hall go protesting over Lack of Electricity.

The protest which started in the morning lasted for some time,According to my friend Chioma who happens to stay in the hostel, she said that for some time now that there had been lack of electricity in some wings in the hostel.so after  so much talk and no action from those in charge they had to swing into action by embarking on a protest carrying placards,you need to see how they were demonstrating,LOL Mosquito tins.

Friday, 25 January 2013

Joke of the day:Trip to Mecca.

To the joke of the day;

Two abokis have been saving their money to go on pilgrimage to Mecca. On the day of departure, obviously not aware about the sitting arrangement mistakenly went n sat in the first class compartment. all efforts by the crew to convince them that they were on the wrong seat proved abortive. Eventually, one of them agreed to leave the first class to economy class which was their normal seat but the other one was still adamant.

 His friend was eventually approached to help talk to his brother, which he did by going to whisper to him. Immediately, to the amazement of the crew the other aboki left the economy class to join his brother without any argument. surprised, one of the crew members tried to find out what the other aboki told his brother that made him to comply so fast without any argument and the following conversation ensued:

Crew: ''what did you tell your brother that convinced him so fast to leave that seat without arguing?
aboki; '' i tell am say the seat wey dey front no dey go Mecca na the one wey dey back dey go''

source:onlinenigeria

Wande releases new single.

Clubbing tinz,this is surely going to be a banger,i don hear the song and it reminds me of the Mohits days,i miss the Dbanj's touch to this Beat,Frenzy tinz.To Download visit www.mavinrecords.com

Illrymz likes to screw happy ladies.

If you do not know him,He is Olowu Badia Adebola, a graduate of mass communication university of lagos He also the Host of the Nigerian IDOLS according an interview he had with Entertainment Express he said he does not like to Do ladies in a Para-State of mind as in he does not like angry ladies,Enjoy the excerpts from the interview:

What’s your relationship status?
I am not in any relationship but currently having an affair with my career.
Do you want people to believe that you don’t have any woman in your life?
The truth is I have lots of female friends. Anyway, if you care to know, her name is Queen Victoria (my mum).

What’s your idea of a wife?
I don’t have one yet, when I get there, I will know.

What do you admire in a woman?
Beauty and brain, I don’t like dumb chickens
.
When are we expecting you to walk down the aisle?
That will be when I have met my missing rib
.
How do you relate with your female fans?
I relate with them well, they are wonderful and I try to respect them because they are some of the biggest motivations in this industry.

Have you ever had a public embarrassing moment where a woman meets you and says you broke her heart and stuffs like that
Men! Look at me. I am a nice guy, I don’t get to screw angry women, I screw only happy women
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Do you have any regrets in life?
My only regret is that my album is not out yet. And also, due to my nature and how simple I am, and because I treat everybody equal with respect, lots of people tend to take advantage of that so much on me.ts from the interview:

Karreuche Tran poses for Rolling out Magazine in Hot Topless Pics.

Chris Ex-girlfriend Karreuche poses for topless pics for rolling out magazine,Some Gals Sha because of  Breezy you go fear competition na,,mtceew

Friday, 18 January 2013

Nasels to host Fresher's Night.

The department of English is hosting  the Freshers Night at the back of faculty of Arts Building,Unilag  on the 22nd of January 2013, side attractions include Berbecue chicken and Punche,What a wonderful  way to resume the session all you freshers and staylites that want to catch some fun there is no better way than this.Kim on let's go'!!

Thursday, 3 January 2013

Justin Bieber releases statement on the Death of the photographer who was trying to take his pictures.

Following the death of Chris Guerra who died on Tuesday after trying to take photos of  Justin Bieber,Justin released a statement on the matter he says:

"While I was not present nor directly involved with this tragic accident, my thoughts and prayers are with the family of the victim. Hopefully this tragedy will finally inspire meaningful legislation and whatever other necessary steps to protect the lives and safety of celebrities, police officers, innocent public bystanders, and the photographers themselves."

Well said Justin,RIP Chris,We pray That God gives the family of Chris the Strength to manage at these Trying Times.